Mississippian Maria has sex with an African American man whose tattoo says, "The Lord"; pregnant, supposedly chaste Maria and her obese husband, Rick, go to Reverend Blazing, who soon convinces a captivated world that Maria is going to give birth to the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Local pet food factory is caught canning genuine dog meat. A Judge deems it lawful. Fear invades every dog lover and hound alike. What can be done?
The town's Top Dog seeks out a ridiculed detective. A once professional human spy cursed with the head of a Bloodhound as revenge for his talent.
A broken man ever since, the town's head pooch must recruit the uniquely qualified snooper to help their cause and redeem himself.
COITUS OF THE WEEK -- It's "sex as a televised sportť" as two professional "sex-aletes"ť compete, in bed, in front of a live audience in this sports-broadcast parody. Two female roles, 25-35. Three male roles, 30, 35 and 45. Shot entirely in a backyard with garden setting. Comedy, 15 pages, by produced feature screenwriter.
BUBBY -- A young woman in love with her Teddy Bear, "Bubby," struggles in her relationships with men - until she meets a man who, unbeknownst to her, is also in love with a Teddy Bear. Can they find true love with someone who isn't stuffed with fluff? The answer is revealed in this hilarious comedic romp. Male and female lead. Female supporting role. Scenes in city, park, river, apartment. By produced screenwriter.
BABES IN SOYLAND -- Two college boys pose as vegans to meet a couple of hot waitresses. But after suffering through a hilariously painful meal, they discover that only by being themselves can they have success with women. Two male leads, two female leads. One supporting role, male, 40s. All scenes interiors and exteriors of two restaurants. By produced screenwriter.
CUSTOMER DISSERVICE -- A customer driven insane by his bank's ridiculous policies and its clerks' incessant salesmanship tries to get even by robbing it. But can his stick-up message get past the corporate red tape or will he simply open a new account? Male lead, female lead, any age, several supporting roles/extras. Interior and exterior of small bank branch. Writer has produced feature credits.
LOVE IN SUBTITLES -- A comical day in the life of a suburban couple is explored using subtitles, for every line of dialogue, to show what the characters are really thinking. Male and female leads in their 30s, a 13-year-old girl, 10-year-old boy, a male and female neighbor (20s-40s), a few extras and a dog. Writers have produced feature credits.
THE TACO CART -- A food inspector's life is turned upside down when he develops a taste for dog meat tacos. Male lead, 20s or 30s. Three male supporting roles; young, middle-aged and older. Several minor roles. Three locations: downtown street exterior; interior trailer; interior prison cafeteria. Writer has produced feature credits.
Mockumentary focusing on three subjects from an Adult Dyslexia Learning Group; an angry young adult who blames discrimination for the fact he never lasts more than a day in employment despite only ever applying for extremely unsuitable jobs, a flamboyant Medium with a dyslexic spirit guide, who he blames for nearly killing his career, and a fame hungry woman who has lied her way into the documentary by claiming that dyslexia has made her fat.
Part two. Mockumentary about three subjects from an Adult Dyslexia Learning Group. Aaron continues his quest for employment in a cake decorating shop and gets banned from the Job Centre, Christopher fires his agent but ends up holding own auditions when no one in the industry is interested and Freda's credibility comes into question when interviews from people in her past contradict everything she has said about herself and is forced into a dyslexia screening.
Part three. Mockumentary about three subjects from an Adult Dyslexia Learning Group. Despite ban, Aaron is on a mission to use the Job Centre's photocopier and studies hard for the Spelling Bee. Christopher's new agent can only find him work in hospital radio where his dyslexic spirit guide's mixed messages leaves him with a lot to apologise for and Freda resorts to blackmail in order to appear in the Spelling Bee.
A zombie reject wins a trip to Earth on Halloween to find true love when he loses on a dating game show to a cooler, more hip zombie. He must prove to his world he's not a loser by finding, then convincing his date to return to his comet with him and marry him on national television -- all while evading evil aliens, the military, a Ufologist, and his date's zombie-hunting son!
She made "Partner," and now a high powered attorney is ready to make a baby - a boy baby and only a boy baby - or else! "Gender Specific" is a hip, funny, comedy short that pokes fun at our made-to-order society.
Upon arriving in rural Munsey, NY, Finn & Lizbeth Logan - a fun-loving, contemporary couple - find themselves accused of being â€śsquatters" by the eccentric residents already there, but the residents will get the surprise of their lives when they discover they're all DEAD!
Contrary to the commonly held belief that God and Satan are enemies, they are actually Gates/Jobs type frenemies and their business is the acquisition of souls. Their alliance, though uneasy, serves a greater goodâ€¦ or evil as the case may be.
A story for women who have to face the fact that hitting sixty in biological years is nowhere near as exhilarating as hitting it behind the wheel of a Ferrari. While out to dinner with their husbands, Maggie is embarrassed by best friend Deniseâ€™s observation that her face is beginning to resemble the Abominable Snowman. Damn those fluorescent lights!