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DARK COMEDY - A young, angst ridden, Jewish man learns of his father's involvement - only into what is the question. Having found a weird money transfer he tracks his dad down to its origin, a well-guarded facility.
The perfect family, and the perfect Christmas dinner until a phone call reveals Gloria’s family not so perfect after all; the father’s a paedophile and the fourteen year old son is soon to be a father… oh and he’s also gay. All Grandma wants is her figgy pudding and she won’t go until she gets some.
Round trip airfare, Detroit to Hawaii - $1,200. Having the burglars play a prank on you because you didn't leave anything good for them to steal from your honeyMOON suite --PRICELESS.
All they find is a disposable camera, a funny-looking Elvis and Tony-The-Tiger toothbrush; the cads take pictures of themselves mooning the camera with the toothbrushes inserted…. The honeyMOON couple doesn't discover the pictures until they get back to Detroit.
A web series about three seemingly tough wiseguys having conversations in code about what appears to be illegal activities. But are the Feds really listening or they just paranoid? Are they really wiseguys or do they think they are? And what the heck are they really talking about?
an innocently failed ex soldier must drive the president of the U.S. to South-America for a important meeting because flying is to dangerous right now. But this is hampered by: obstacles and problems that will be solved in a hilarious way.
Angelina Jolie wins a new game show called Baby Bingo that is played only in third world countries by third rate actors and actresses. Players mark off a beach in 4x4 squares. Then, wherever a child washes ashore after a monsoon or tidal wave, the player adopts the child that lands in his square as his own.
"Slapstick Olympics" shows what happens when the greatest slapstick comedians meet in a series of slapstickian events to decide who will be crowned with pies and a gold medal. They run events like the prat jump and fall and Homeless Hurdling, a race known to every American city dweller. In this event, the contestants hurdle over half-conscious homeless people who have imbibed too freely on their favorite $1.99 wine.
Society’s attitude towards charity and helping others are debated as a man pays off a bet by panhandling on a highway off-ramp.
16 pages
RESULT #16
The Night Everybody Tells The Truth to Raymondby Chris Volkay
Date Posted: 13 Jul 2010
In a parody-One night the cast of Everybody Loves Raymond actually tells the truth.
6 pages
RESULT #17
Roswell: Finally the Real Story Can beToldby Chris Volkay
Date Posted: 13 Jul 2010
The story of the alien landing at Roswell has finally been de-classified and can be told. The aliens did successfully land, but their meeting with earthlings didn't go as swimmingly as hoped. It ends with the alien crash, not an accident, but a group suicide.
She's a Russian immigrant living in NYC and she has all it takes to run a successful bridal-shop business downtown. And her life could be so great if only her younger brother didn't want to steal her money, her former boyfriend didn't want to trick her into marrying him because of her money and the US immigration authorities didn't want to bale her out of the country, in spite of all her money.
A young man’s infatuation with his next door neighbor hits a slight bump. *WARNING: Very raunchy R-rated comedy. Sex, nudity, cursing and pure satisfaction*
A newly married woman ransacks her husband's pockets and discovers his credit card. Pretty soon she starts shopping... until... A theme song has been written for this project.
Some days it just don't pay to get out of bed. You wake up late, the girlfriend's in a bad mood, chaos at the job... What else can go wrong? A theme song has been written for this project.
A wealthy widow wants him to take her case, but like the banana gone rotten in his bottom desk drawer, this ex-P.I. real estate agent isn't touching it.
Not easily satisfied with the status-quo, Jack is bothered by the changes in modern life, when he accidentally pulls the curtain back on the Fast Food Industry, revealing the grim truth.
Two middle aged slackers commit an accidental crime of incompetence when they install a bidet and forget that they hid some pot inside of it which subsequently lodges itself in the customer. Their punishment becomes the cushiest boondoggle community service program in New York City called the Courtesy Patrol. The sole task of the job is to walk around promoting courtesy. There is literally nothing to it until these two idiots take up the task.
An uptight parking enforcement officer in his early thirties discovers the secret to a truly meaningful life with the help of his co-worker, and his unique cobbler friend known as The Bootist.
A day in the life of a man trying desperately to understand his girlfriend and her mood swings. Since it is her birthday he tries not to be confrontational. But in the end, his patience, or lack thereof, literally takes the cake.
The Dean of Admissions at MIT must cope with some unusual students who want to be admitted to the high-tech university.
*Top nine short screenplays, Los Angeles Expo Screenwriting Competition 2009*
While masturbating one night, a man's deceased mom appears as a ghost -- and tells him she sees everything he does.
A short comedy...but the ultimate horror!
Part 2:
A very dark comedy with marriage gone contemptuous. Espousal warfare. Attempted dog killings. Serial Killer. True love. Incest. Road trip to hell. Heavenly cafe. Aliens. All because of an adorable Baby.
Part 2 in a series of 5 shorts, perfect for a web-isode, or seamlessly put together to make a feature.
A young man with no money for groceries is dumbfounded to find a huge crate of free food. Unfortunately all his erstwhile friends, and even a few strangers, show up unexpectedly to eat everything in sight. But a random act of kindness more than makes up for the disaster. (To be shot in "silent picture" style.)
The very junior most piano tuner of a prestigious music emporium is elated when he believes that he has finally been assigned a wealthy client. Naturally his heart sinks when he discovers that the client is actually a poor old lady. But our junior most tuner has one more surprise coming that puts everything in perspective. (To be shot in "silent picture" style.)
Sexually aggressive Alex convinces her two girlfriends that in an emergency the quickest place to pick up guys is at a strip club. Satisfaction is had by all, but not as anticipated.
Top 50 American Gem Short Screenplay Competition.
When gluttonous Martians discover McLarden's fast food chain on earth they invade to guzzle our grease. Only the quick entrepreneurial thinking of Weight Contemplators can save the planet.